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Veritable virtues verified

As vibes of virgin vessals

Veer from vacant vestiges.

Viscous vaccinations vex

Even veteran vixens

Voluntary villains of vanity.

Verily vigilant vandals

Vegetate the verge

As vegans of the valueless.

Vacate the village,

Vanish from Valhalla,

Viva la Van Halen.